{"id":775,"date":"2011-09-20T21:55:57","date_gmt":"2011-09-20T19:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revitalsalomon.com\/?p=775"},"modified":"2011-09-20T21:59:30","modified_gmt":"2011-09-20T19:59:30","slug":"lipsum-motherfucker-do-you-speak-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revitalsalomon.com\/?p=775","title":{"rendered":"Lipsum, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-778\" title=\"Describe what Lorem Ipsum LOOKS LIKE!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revitalsalomon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/SAM.jpg\" alt=\"Describe what Lorem Ipsum LOOKS LIKE!\" width=\"162\" height=\"170\" \/>\u05dc\u05d5\u05e8\u05dd \u05d0\u05d9\u05e4\u05e1\u05d5\u05dd \u05d6\u05d4 \u05de\u05e9\u05e2\u05de\u05dd. \u05dc\u05db\u05df, \u05db\u05e9\u05d0\u05e0\u05d9 \u05e6\u05e8\u05d9\u05db\u05d4 \u05d8\u05e7\u05e1\u05d8 \u05e8\u05e0\u05d3\u05d5\u05de\u05dc\u05d9 \u05d1\u05e2\u05ea \u05e4\u05d9\u05ea\u05d5\u05d7 \u05d0\u05ea\u05e8, \u05d0\u05e0\u05d9 \u05d1\u05d5\u05d7\u05e8\u05ea \u05e2\u05e8\u05db\u05d9\u05dd \u05d0\u05e7\u05e8\u05d0\u05d9\u05d9\u05dd \u05d1\u05d5\u05d5\u05d9\u05e7\u05d9\u05e4\u05d3\u05d9\u05d4 (\u05d1\u05e2\u05d9\u05e7\u05e8 \u05d7\u05d5\u05dc\u05d9\u05ea, \u05d3\u05d5\u05dc\u05e4\u05d9\u05e0\u05d9\u05dd \u05d5\u05d7\u05ea\u05d5\u05dc\u05d9\u05dd) \u05d0\u05d5 \u05e6\u05d9\u05d8\u05d5\u05d8\u05d9\u05dd \u05de\u05e1\u05e8\u05d8\u05d9\u05dd.<\/p>\n<p>\u05d0\u05d1\u05dc \u05db\u05dc \u05d6\u05d4 \u05d9\u05d4\u05e4\u05d5\u05da \u05dc\u05de\u05d9\u05d5\u05ea\u05e8. \u05d0\u05e0\u05d9 \u05e9\u05de\u05d7\u05d4 \u05dc\u05d7\u05dc\u05d5\u05e7 \u05d0\u05d9\u05ea\u05db\u05dd \u05d0\u05ea \u05d4\u05de\u05d9\u05d3\u05e2 \u05d4\u05d7\u05e9\u05d5\u05d1 \u05e9\u05dc \u05d4\u05e9\u05e0\u05d4 \u05d4\u05d7\u05d3\u05e9\u05d4 &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/slipsum.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\u05de\u05d9\u05d9\u05e6\u05e8 \u05d8\u05e7\u05e1\u05d8 &quot;\u05dc\u05d5\u05e8\u05dd \u05d0\u05d9\u05e4\u05e1\u05d5\u05dd&quot; \u05d4\u05de\u05d1\u05d5\u05e1\u05e1 \u05db\u05d5\u05dc\u05d5 \u05e2\u05dc \u05d3\u05de\u05d5\u05d9\u05d5\u05ea \u05e9\u05dc \u05e1\u05de\u05d5\u05d0\u05dc \u05dc. \u05d2'\u05e7\u05e1\u05d5\u05df (\u05d4\u05d0\u05d2\u05d3\u05d9) \u05de\u05e1\u05e8\u05d8\u05d9\u05dd \u05e9\u05d5\u05e0\u05d9\u05dd<\/a>. FUCK YEAH.<\/p>\n<p>\u05d4\u05d0\u05ea\u05e8, \u05e9\u05e0\u05e7\u05e8\u05d0 <a href=\"http:\/\/slipsum.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Samuel L Ipsum<\/a> (\u05dc\u05dc\u05d0 Motherfucker \u05d1\u05e9\u05dc\u05d1 \u05d6\u05d4), \u05de\u05e6\u05d9\u05e2 \u05d0\u05ea \u05d0\u05e4\u05e9\u05e8\u05d5\u05d9\u05d5\u05ea \u05d9\u05d9\u05e6\u05d5\u05e8 \u05d4\u05d8\u05e7\u05e1\u05d8 \u05d4\u05e0\u05e4\u05d5\u05e6\u05d5\u05ea &#8211; \u05dc\u05e4\u05d9 \u05de\u05e1\u05e4\u05e8 \u05e4\u05e1\u05e7\u05d0\u05d5\u05ea \u05de\u05d1\u05d5\u05e7\u05e9, \u05d5\u05db\u05d5\u05dc\u05dc \u05d0\u05dc\u05de\u05e0\u05d8\u05d9\u05dd \u05e9\u05dc HTML \u05db\u05de\u05d5 \u05db\u05d5\u05ea\u05e8\u05d5\u05ea \u05d5\u05d7\u05dc\u05d5\u05e7\u05d4 \u05dc\u05e4\u05e1\u05e7\u05d0\u05d5\u05ea \u05d1\u05d0\u05de\u05e6\u05e2\u05d5\u05ea \u05d4\u05ea\u05d2\u05d9\u05ea P.<\/p>\n<p>\u05d4\u05e0\u05d4 \u05dc\u05db\u05dd \u05e4\u05d9\u05e1\u05e7\u05d4 \u05dc\u05d3\u05d5\u05d2\u05de\u05d4. \u05e8\u05e7 \u05d0\u05dc \u05ea\u05e9\u05db\u05d7\u05d5 \u05dc\u05de\u05d7\u05d5\u05e7 \u05d0\u05ea \u05d4\u05d8\u05e7\u05e1\u05d8\u05d9\u05dd \u05d4\u05d0\u05dc\u05d4 \u05dc\u05e4\u05e0\u05d9 \u05e9\u05d0\u05ea\u05dd \u05de\u05e8\u05d0\u05d9\u05dd \u05d0\u05ea \u05d4\u05d0\u05ea\u05e8 \u05dc\u05dc\u05e7\u05d5\u05d7:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u05dc\u05d5\u05e8\u05dd \u05d0\u05d9\u05e4\u05e1\u05d5\u05dd \u05d6\u05d4 \u05de\u05e9\u05e2\u05de\u05dd. \u05dc\u05db\u05df, \u05db\u05e9\u05d0\u05e0\u05d9 \u05e6\u05e8\u05d9\u05db\u05d4 \u05d8\u05e7\u05e1\u05d8 \u05e8\u05e0\u05d3\u05d5\u05de\u05dc\u05d9 \u05d1\u05e2\u05ea \u05e4\u05d9\u05ea\u05d5\u05d7 \u05d0\u05ea\u05e8, \u05d0\u05e0\u05d9 \u05d1\u05d5\u05d7\u05e8\u05ea \u05e2\u05e8\u05db\u05d9\u05dd \u05d0\u05e7\u05e8\u05d0\u05d9\u05d9\u05dd \u05d1\u05d5\u05d5\u05d9\u05e7\u05d9\u05e4\u05d3\u05d9\u05d4 (\u05d1\u05e2\u05d9\u05e7\u05e8 \u05d7\u05d5\u05dc\u05d9\u05ea, \u05d3\u05d5\u05dc\u05e4\u05d9\u05e0\u05d9\u05dd \u05d5\u05d7\u05ea\u05d5\u05dc\u05d9\u05dd) \u05d0\u05d5 \u05e6\u05d9\u05d8\u05d5\u05d8\u05d9\u05dd \u05de\u05e1\u05e8\u05d8\u05d9\u05dd. \u05d0\u05d1\u05dc \u05db\u05dc \u05d6\u05d4 \u05d9\u05d4\u05e4\u05d5\u05da \u05dc\u05de\u05d9\u05d5\u05ea\u05e8. \u05d0\u05e0\u05d9 \u05e9\u05de\u05d7\u05d4 \u05dc\u05d7\u05dc\u05d5\u05e7 \u05d0\u05d9\u05ea\u05db\u05dd \u05d0\u05ea \u05d4\u05de\u05d9\u05d3\u05e2 \u05d4\u05d7\u05e9\u05d5\u05d1 \u05e9\u05dc \u05d4\u05e9\u05e0\u05d4 \u05d4\u05d7\u05d3\u05e9\u05d4 &#8211; \u05de\u05d9\u05d9\u05e6\u05e8 \u05d8\u05e7\u05e1\u05d8 &quot;\u05dc\u05d5\u05e8\u05dd \u05d0\u05d9\u05e4\u05e1\u05d5\u05dd&quot; \u05d4\u05de\u05d1\u05d5\u05e1\u05e1 \u05db\u05d5\u05dc\u05d5 \u05e2\u05dc \u05d3\u05de\u05d5\u05d9\u05d5\u05ea \u05e9\u05dc \u05e1\u05de\u05d5\u05d0\u05dc \u05dc. \u05d2'\u05e7\u05e1\u05d5\u05df (\u05d4\u05d0\u05d2\u05d3\u05d9) \u05de\u05e1\u05e8\u05d8\u05d9\u05dd \u05e9\u05d5\u05e0\u05d9\u05dd. 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